purrprinthom:

sketchinetch:

cremebuns:

emeralddragoness:

cremebuns:

A man just walked past me and said “excuse me, but you look very nice tonight darlin” I said thank you and he said you’re welcome and walked off. And that is how you compliment a woman without harassing them

No, that is still unsolicited, and thus, harassment. No amount of “darlins” is gonna make me not want to punch your ass for coming on to me without provocation.

GOD

SHUT UP

UR SO STUPID

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the comic is killing me

429,960 notes   -  2 October 2014

REBLOG IF U HELLA STRESSED
282,063 notes   -  2 October 2014


oknope:

doing a math question on a multiple choice test and getting an answer that isnt even listed as one of the choices

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450,745 notes   -  2 October 2014


skeletongrazed:

shout out to the peaceful skeleton communitity

196,271 notes   -  1 October 2014


vzxy:

Quite possible the greatest tweet ever written. 


lameust:

asongstress:

timelordparadise:

feeblethekey:

whateverdoubleloserr:

chicagno:

RULES OF FASHION

  1. you think it’s pretty?
  2. wear it

okay but idk how i’m gonna wear you.

Oh you smooth fuck

you obviously haven’t read silence of the lambs

This went to a great place. 

 

457,132 notes   -  30 September 2014

queensuperwholock:

gingergiggles:

paimon001:

nachosinthetardis:

there are nice americans

there are rude americans

there are nice brits

there are rude brits

there are nice canadians

there’s justin bieber

Every year on Canadian Thanksgiving, we perform a ritual to purge ourselves of our rudeness, Bieber absorbs it all. He was never meant to escape, we are sorry.

He was never meant to escape.

…I’ve only seen this legendary post in screenshots

711,835 notes   -  30 September 2014

marilynmeth:

porkrub:

aidenmorse:

Bottles of Gatorade Blue Bolt floating in a bath of Powerade Mountain Blast, 2013

Is this supposed to be art



But I’ll say this…

20,686 notes   -  30 September 2014

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boundtothewater:

She’s up all night to pet dogs
I’m up all night to pet dogs
We’re up all night to pet dogs
We’re up all night to pet puppies

437,092 notes   -  30 September 2014

thiccthot:

shoutout to that one bra that really just knows how to work the tatas

40,741 notes   -  30 September 2014